by Knight of Cult of Nobody
Father, how could things have gone so wrong?
I thought it would be nice if everyone could get along
I thought humanity should give each other a little slack.
Now all my friends are stabbing me in the back
And side! And through my ankles and wrists!
It almost makes me pissed ...
That I'm getting nailed!
Yes, I'm getting Nailed!
Yes, once I was hailed
Wish I could have been flailed
But instead I've been nailed!
Yes, I have been nailed!
I'm really getting screwed here!
Yes. There's no need to fear!
I can see my house from up here!
Yes, there's no need to fear
Do not shed any tears
Cause I'm finally getting...
....Well, I was moved to tears.